The Internet is a wonderful place. It is like a dream land, where you can find whatever your heart desires: dinosaurs, stolen property, people, funny pictures of animals, and pictures that will get you kicked off public library computers.

The Internet also lets Joe Schmo make a website to promote himself, his ideas, products, or his doomed snowboard company.

Recently, we came across Joe Schmo and his new scheme “Storm Snowboards.” Storm is a start-up snowboard manufacturer who claims to have two patents pending that will revolutionize the way snowboards are designed. Because the only thing better than doing something yourself is having someone else do it, Joe is holding a contest for people to come up with a logo and website design. Good idea Joe. Hey Internet! We are having a contest too: it’s called “who gets to do our laundry?” If you win, you get to do our laundry.

Oops, somebody already won the logo design contest. Take a look…

Hmmm, looks kinda like a hockey team logo or something. Storm also shares that their “innovative board design was NOT created for the two million people that currently snowboard - it was created for the twenty million (or two hundred million) that do not.” That’s a good idea! Make snowboards for the people who don’t snowboard. Man, we wish we had thought of that. Given this mission statement and logo as a guide, who can guess what kind of dazzling new designs Storm will be using?

agr’s guess is that Storm Snowboards will: (a)have a handle bar that extends from the board, because people like to hold onto things when they are on boards; and (b) have a cotton candy machine on the back, because everybody loves cotton candy, and if you don’t snowboard, you will by a Storm Snowboard because you want cotton candy.