Everybody’s doing it….

Capita Horrorscope FK (via Mr. Schneider)
At select retail locations in October. As seen on Snowboard Realms: Episode 33.

Aha!  Another clue as to the whereabouts of our correspondents abroad.  This clue comes to us from an article in Newsweek…
The article investigates the growing “pokemones” group of Chile. The group is made up of technology savvy, fashionable, materialistic Chilean teens with a penchant for tight pants, Japanese anime shirts, piercings, and the Internet. Kids will be kids right? Indeed they will, and these kids, or “pokemones”, like to be kids by having in orgies in public parks.

(image via Las Ultimas Noticias)
“The teens call their public orgies …

agoodreed is still in the enchanting land of “anywhere that you need to go on Sunday is closed”.
Even the internet is closed on Sunday!

* Yea, we reed the ‘ Times, no big deal. agoodreed=classy.

I saw this in the Wall Steet Journal a while ago (translation: I am rad), but forgot about it…until the fine lads at Mustachio featured it in their petit journal.
Meet the Hangtimer, the “REVOLUTION IN TRASH TALK”.  The Hangtimer keeps track of your hang time, so you can prove to your bros how gnarly you got.  It’s rocket science and is sure to get you a ton of girlfriends.   And that’s not all!  Hangtimer is based out of North Bend, in the ol’ Evergreen state.
this guy got one…