Why did we write about this crap?

Eric Koston: No longer stubbing toes.

Tattoos get even more extreme. And stupid. [UPDATED]

Break open yr piggy banks…

AGoodReed can tell the future, and it is cereal. Plus, an appeal to a sports drink.

After our recent endeavor into the world of legitimate journalism, we have been jonesing for more of the benefits that come with “media credentials.” To this end, we have decided to toss our reporting ethics out the window to make room for more swag. Allow us to repeat: we will promote yr product, no matter how horribly absurd it is, in exchange for samples. So please, contact us for a mailing address. As it may take some time for word to spread that AGoodReed can now be bought, we will …

Ain’t nothing we enjoy more that a hot stack of libel to start our day. If you have yet to check out the new Holden website, do so now. Good stuff. Real slick design. Cool movies. Snappy looking line. Ambient music. Blog. Those Holden folks do it right, and the kids are all about it.
But will the snowboard kids still be digging the fashionable outerwear after they see Holden in Freeskier Magazine’s 2009 Buyer’s Guide? Oh no!

But wait: there’s more! Holden is also adding skiers to its team. Dang. This …

Last night, agr awoke from a deep siesta with a jolt. Something was amiss. We could sense something lurking amongst the Internets…

But what is it? Research has been inconclusive, but we have our theories:
1) Comune is a new skate/snow apparel company. Kinda like ambiguous, if ambiguous read Kafka and Nietzsche and played experimental music.
or
2) The title of the new Armi Ja Danny album.

Either way, we’re pumped.

…and cuts mad fools! Rumors have been flying about the shakeups on the Burton team, so agr is going to take a moment to lay these matters to rest. To refresh yr memory, the hoopla is about the following riders no longer being listed on the Burton Global Team: Romain De Marchi; DCP; Keir Dillon; Ross Powers; JP Solberg and Anne-Flore Marxer (via TWBiz). And the answer my faithful readers, lies within this video…

HAHAHHA!! Wasn’t that great!?!?! Oh man, sooooo cool. Feel free to watch it again, we will wait.
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The Internet is a wonderful place. It is like a dream land, where you can find whatever your heart desires: dinosaurs, stolen property, people, funny pictures of animals, and pictures that will get you kicked off public library computers.
The Internet also lets Joe Schmo make a website to promote himself, his ideas, products, or his doomed snowboard company.
Recently, we came across Joe Schmo and his new scheme “Storm Snowboards.” Storm is a start-up snowboard manufacturer who claims to have two patents pending that will revolutionize the way snowboards …