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Spring Break Bust

27 March 2009 6 Comments

This letter was submitted by the agoodreed staff to their academic advisor, employer, friends and family.

To Whom It May Concern,

Greetings, I hope that this letter finds you well. I am writing to discuss my 2009 Spring Break. As we discussed earlier this winter, I took time off from my responsibilities to participate in rejuvenating and enriching activities. It was to be a time of rest, relaxation and body shots. I had envisioned wearing flip-flops and boardshorts, gettin wasted on Smirnoff Ice, working on my base tan, and hanging out with scantily clad co-eds.

This is what we were going for.

This is what we were going for.

However, my plans were foiled by a tardy winter. Instead of enjoying a citrus-tinged fiesta, I found myself crammed in vehicles with a bunch of dudes that haven’t showered, drowning in snow, wearing flannel and face masks, wiping snow from my goggles (not beer goggles), and sharing beers with lift operators.

This is what we got. (image courtesy of Frostline Photography)

This is what we got. (Image courtesy of Frostline Photography)

I am sure that you will understand that the lack of Soulja Boy tunes and popped collars will negatively impact my ability to perform my duties. I would like to request a Spring Break do-over, one without snow and smelly boots.

Thank you for your consideration.

Not conducive to a sweet tan (Image courtesy of Frostline Photography)

Not conducive to getting a sweet tan. (Image courtesy of Frostline Photography)

6 Comments »

  • Zac said:

    Do goggle tans count?

    # 27 March 2009 at 1:39 pm
  • WANKEN said:

    Its alright AGR, I’m right here with ya for spring break!

    # 27 March 2009 at 5:50 pm
  • Matt said:

    Where was the the last place shot at?

    # 27 March 2009 at 7:24 pm
  • Aaron said:

    I’m goin out on a limb an guessing the Chair 2 line @ Alpental.

    # 27 March 2009 at 9:07 pm
  • a. said:

    Definitely not chair 2 at Alpental.
    Chair 1 maybe, but not 2.

    Also: SPRINGBREAKWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    # 28 March 2009 at 5:30 pm
  • Matty V said:

    Well while you where show boating up at the mountain I was at home observing a real spring break tradition with my mini-umbrella sunk deep into a pain killer cocktail. And while there where no girls in bikinis I did fall down the stairs a few times. Thanks for your support Good Reed, can I get a ride to the grocery store?

    # 29 March 2009 at 11:50 pm

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