Thankfully, we can get away with not hitting rails. This is because we are from the Northwest.  And being from the Northwest, we have excuses for not sliding metal.  Namely: rails are for sissies, no rails on a powder day, and split-boards don’t work so well for jibbing.  We were reminded how fortunate we are to not have to get down with rails by this video.  To the poor bastard in the video: hope that blood gets out of your urine soon.

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