Signal Park Rocker
Pardon our absence, we have been rather busy collecting our multiple Pulitzer and popping corks at VIP parties. But we have returned, attended to our affairs, and are ready to roll up the ol’ shirt sleeves and get down and dirty.
Hows-about an interview?
agr: You have quite an interesting history, but not many people know the Park Rocker story. When did you begin rocking?
Signal Park Rocker (SPR): You’re kiddin’ right? I have been making rocks roll since the Stone Age man. You know Bamm-Bamm?
agr: Bamm-Bamm Rubble? Sure, Barney’s kid.
SPR: Ha! You think the seed of Barney could rock like Bamm-Bamm? No way dude, Betty came backstage after a show in Bedrock, and damn did we make the BEDROCK!
agr: Wow. Who were you playing with at the time?
SPR: Hanson.
agr: ….
SPR: Kids knew how to party…just out of hand. Taylor and I used to just totally wile out, and one time I took it too far and swung a power saw at him. I kind of fell out with the guys after that. I jammed for a while the Mayhem guys, but then they started killing each other off.
agr: And now?
SPR: Just smokin’ cigs, drinking JD, waking up at noon, shreddin’ like a demon, stealing girlfriends, listening to Sabbath, and making fun of your favorite band.
Getting gnarly, man, getting gnarly.
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