Comments on: Beautiful Roses, Cheap Emeralds

By: Your Mother

Your Mother — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 18:47:19 +0000

Dude, I just removed goodreed from my RSS feed. See you next Christmas.

By: yackthemost

yackthemost — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 10:00:25 +0000

hello hello,

i just want to say, that the only god damn reason i hate portland as a city is because EVERY SINGLE PERSON that i have ever met from portland who now lives in seattle BITCHES, WHINES, AND COMPLAINS like little CHOIR BOYS about how much better they think their city is.

every time, its such a short conversation. “go home then!”……..and responded with “dude i’m just saying…”

yeah portland has some cool looks, clean air, and gay mayors but all those whimpering buns which it pops out of its oven are just not that yummy.

word.

By: drexnefex

drexnefex — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:32:17 +0000

I agree with your mother and dan.

you fuckers are letting all the people out there with jobs in offices down.

we all need this shit for about an hour each morning, and another hour after lunch.

pull it together please.

thanks,
drex

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:16:04 +0000

I agree with your mother, where are you AGR.. we miss your snazzy content.

By: Your Mother

Your Mother — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:04:15 +0000

If I have to come on here one more time and see this “Beautiful Roses Cheap Emeralds” shit I’m going to hurt someone.

By: A

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 08:38:08 +0000

el bigote: whose side are you on???

By: el bigote

el bigote — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 04:06:59 +0000

we got kenny G, bill nye the science guy, and sir mix-a-lot. lick balls portland.

By: wanken

wanken — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:42:14 +0000

portland seems to have a concentration of rad peeps.

my vote goes to portland…yet I live in the heart of shittattle.

By: drexnefex

drexnefex — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 05:35:34 +0000

@ A - word.

your babysister is hot. i mean babysitter. woops.

By: A

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:10:09 +0000

one of the things Portland’s always also had was a humbleness about how it may be better…so watch out with the uppitiness, lest ye ruin it.

but yeah checkit lemme play the Jindal to your Orebama:

1. Your mayor is a creep. It’s been confirmed. Gayism can’t make up for creeposity, not even in Liberal Cascadia. Creep.

2. University of Washington is mostly a commuter school; I’m not sure its location has that much of an effect on douchebag density (this is where you go: “sounds like YOU’RE one of the douchebags HA!”). I think being in the city keeps the college party town vibe to a minimum. I’ve also found the Oregon frat dudes to be much more Chadded-out, always talm bout “they filmed Animal House here raaaaaaa!!!” and shit… Those yellow “O” stickers on the blacked-out Monstergator on shiny rims?–waaayyyyy scarier than the aZn dude in glasses flying the “W” on his Accord. But maybe that’s just me.

3. Stroh Brewing cut the fuck out on that building, and Tully’s moved in. I drive by it every day, and sometimes it smells really good. Seeing the “T” was a bit of a shock, but at least it was in the same style, and a local company (whatever that’s good fer)…

The “R” has been appropriated for a sign what says “Rail” across the street, at the new light rail transit facility. That’s nice. I dig. (Light rail is something P-town definitely did right: love that thing, cannot wait for Seattle’s to finally open).

Portland is nice, I dig. But here’s what they don’t got:

Gnarly shredding an hour away. Gnarly. One hour.
Girls who dress like girls.
Anyone with the balls to do something about all those face tattoo kids downtown.

thank you for your time…