Today, April 22nd, is Earth Day. And seeing as how Earth Day originated in Seattle, and because we are reliable public informants, we would like to do our part by providing some tips on how you and other dumb snowboarders can do Earth Day right.

• Stop snowboarding. When snowboarding, there is a chance that you might run over a squirrel or something like that. So cut it out. Longboard instead, it is way cooler.

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• Buy an eco-tote. They are good for picking up eco-girls at the grocery store.
• Dress like a gypsy. It makes it look like you are super “alt” and thereby likely drink chai and love the earth.
• Ride a snowboard that looks like wood. Even though it shows that you killed a tree to make your snowboard, it’s like saying “Hey, I drive a Prius and snowboard three days a season. Don’t trip.”
• Drink more energy drinks. They are made from all-natural things like abnormal-heartbeat juice.
• Start a sweet t-shirt company so you can hook-up all your bros with shirts that you spray painted with some dumb logo. Actually, this probably won’t help the earth, but it is still a good idea.
• Buy snowboard magazines. Even though it kills trees, if snowboard journalists are left without work, they will start killing whales.

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