Shockingly, agoodreed wasn’t the “coolest cat on campus” in our primary schoolin’ years. Reason being that our mom refused to pack us Dunkaroos for lunch.

There is no reason for faithful ‘goodreeders to endure a similar experience, so save up your milk money for this hot “back to school” item:

Skatebrake

Everybody knows that the coolest skaters are the safe skaters, so decrease your speed and increase your radicalness. Using SkateBrake’s hand controller, skaters can slow their sweet swooshing to really “feel the wind blowing through your hair.”

But wait, SkateBrake has a fleet of radical rolling machines, including a seated-skateboard-built-for-two! Don’t delay, join the SkateBrake team today! Check the team profiles…