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Matty V called it…

15-year-old Canadian Sebastian Toutant has officially begun his rampage of the world snowboard competition circuit. This is what “Toots” has been up to as of late:

1) “dominated” the O’Neill Evolution Quarterpipe, with 7.4 meter airs (video)

2) 1st at the Burton European Open Junior Slopestyle;

3) ranked 1st for the Men’s Slopestyle at the BEO;

4) signed lucrative energy drink sponsorships.

…actually, I don’t think he has any energy drink sponsors yet. In fact, Seb is currently sponsored only by: O’Neill, Smith, and Universe Boardshop.
HINT, HINT, goddamn HINT.

More to come…

Ohhhh, this is sweet.

The sixth Mavericks Surf Contest at Pillar Point in Half Moon Bay, CA wrapped up on Saturday, with Greg Long walking away the champion. Instead of rolling around in the loot, he decided to split his winnings with all of the six finalists.

If I had won (I would have, but I didn’t feel like surfing that day…), I would have bought a fleet of these babies…

This post used to be a work of literary genius…then I tried to monkey with it, and things went south. Anyway, the gist of it was:

Kyle is a homie that does many rad things. Among the things that he does radly is surf the internet. Here are some of his favorite finds:

1. I Hate Young People

2. This one is solid gold, but it begs the question: what the hell is wrong with Kyle?

So I was getting another tattoo on my forehead the other day, and guess who was having their names inked on their back….

lil’ punks…taught ‘em everything I knew.

…and Duncan Dogger taught this chump all his tricks.

I was recently browsing through the clearance DVD’s at my local Best Buy only to stumble upon Brokeback Mountain for $1.99. After making it all the way home I realized that it had a new co-star actor, Mike Akins. Need not be disappointed. Some of you may be familiar with his career, some of you may not. He’s an all-star out of Finland and he’s only a step shy of being a C-list celebrity. Take my word for this one, the scenes are breath taking in this one. 5 out of 5!