Today is Canada Day, the day that Canada was discovered by a family of beavers. And we sure are glad that they did. Canada is “man country”. Everything is bigger, wilder, drunker, and probably has sharp teeth. Man, if they could bottle and sell “Canadian”, we would be set.

But until they do, we will have to settle for help from the Snowboard Academy on how to become an “unstoppable” freestyle Canadian machine.

-Snowboard Academy is the service of Matt Belair: self-proclaimed top Canadian freestyle snowboard coach and master of “almost all those tricks you see in videos”.
Mr. Belair wants to share the one secret that all pro snowboarders have in common, for the low, low price of $67! The package includes: learn to snowboard in one day; how to jump; how to jib; how to ride transitions, and a super sweet bonus pack including how to get sponsored and the one-minute snowboard miracle.
No joke folks, this is the real deal. Matt also claims to be a hypnotist and a “Law of Attraction” trainer, you should have fun no matter what. Here’s a sneak peek: how to do a backside lipslide with Matt.
We journeyed up to Canada to test out his service for you, but on the way we had a little too much to drink and wandered off into the woods on a vision quest.


Get out there folks.