…and cuts mad fools! Rumors have been flying about the shakeups on the Burton team, so agr is going to take a moment to lay these matters to rest. To refresh yr memory, the hoopla is about the following riders no longer being listed on the Burton Global Team: Romain De Marchi; DCP; Keir Dillon; Ross Powers; JP Solberg and Anne-Flore Marxer (via TWBiz). And the answer my faithful readers, lies within this video…

HAHAHHA!! Wasn’t that great!?!?! Oh man, sooooo cool. Feel free to watch it again, we will wait.
In case you still have questions, you can watch the video again. If you are upset by the shakeups at Burton, you can join a Facebook group that is going to “BOYCOTT BURTON SNOWBOARD.” This is a good group for you to join if you are: 1) angry with Burton about cutting yr fav rider (OMG), but still buy their products because they make that sweet plaid helmet cover you like; 2) from Europe and are “actually really good friends with them”, them being everyone at Burton that is cool, or 3) want to meet hot babes named “Peter” and “Georg.” Go get it. And then watch the video again.