In contrast to the consensus of the scientific community, there is new evidence that climate change is a hoax created by granola-munching-treehuggers, Al Gore is a phony, and it is okay to kill animals.

-The Seattle Times reports: “Despite previous studies suggesting a warmer climate is already taking a bite out of Washington’s snowpack, there’s no clear evidence that human-induced climate change has caused a drop in 20th century snow levels, according to a new study by University of Washington scientists.” (via Seattle Times

This is great news for us because while everybody has been going green, we have been going black. We bought this for real cheap, and now everybody is going to want one…stack paper. Suckers.