By the looks of things, our chance of going pro are slim to none. We thought about adopting a kid, turning him or her pro, and then reaping the product rewards. But having a kid requires responsibility and maturity. So that is out.

Thankfully, Oregon presents a solution to our dilemma. Oregon is a hip-happening place. They are always on the cutting edge of cool crap. And now, our neighbor to the south is leading the charge in legitimizing canine action sports.

The newly-opened ActiveCanine offers a full line of sporting goods for your pooch. From Frisbees to skijoring gear, The ActiveCanine carries a wide range of sporting goods to aid in you and your pooch in the pursuit of signing puppy chow contracts.

(image via skateandannoy)

Also, we hear The ActiveCanine has a bitching shop team.