The doods over at Cool Hunting served up a slice of new hotness this morning. Just the way we like to start our day.

“Burton Private Stock is an extremely limited collection of products available exclusively at a select group of 100 specialty retailers worldwide. For the launch of Private Stock, Burton collaborated with one of Cool Hunting’s favorites, Ron English. Known for his politically charged illustrations and subverted billboards, English’s works are used on the Burton Hero and women’s Blender snowboards which are both available for $400. The collection also includes the Freezone Boot and Mission EST Binding which are different than the regular catalog offerings because they have special added features.” (via Cool Hunting)

The special features are top-secret, but agr has the inside scoop:

The board can be used as a Popsicle stick for elephants. The boots have wheels so you can cruise around the lodge and pick-up chicks. The bindings double as sandals: just pop ‘em off and you are ready for the clubs and getting babes! Now your snowboard gear isn’t just for snowboarding!

Because of the short supply, the Private Stock series is sure to be a popular item. That got us thinking of ways agr can profit off of the hotness of limited products…

agr is proud to announce our new product…baby pandas! Super limited.