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What’s hot for 2008/2009 is the future. That’s right, ugly apparel—including all-over prints, throwback styles, contrasting bright colors, baggy thug pants, tight hipster pants, and pants pants—are way 2007. Here is a must-have for the future.



Swany g.cell Glove. The first hands-free snowboard glove. The g.cell features a “fully integrated Bluetooth adaptable cell phone in a totally functional ski and winter sports glove. Incoming calls detected by vibrating wrist action. Push on back of hand to receive call. Call out - voice command dial system. Speaker and listening device integrated into palm and thumb. Suggested retail $495.00” (via Swany)

Remember, the future is all about not exerting effort. That is why the g.cell is an essential item. The g.cell will allow you to call your mom for a refill of Mountain Dew so that you don’t have to set down the controller while playing Shaun White Snowboarding on your wii.