Somehow, agr is still in Utah, and this past weekend we went up to Park City for the World Superpipe Championship. We were planning on sharing a comprehensive report with all you ‘goodreed faithful, but there were a lot of distractions and we ended up not paying attention to the snowboarding part of the circus. We know this is a departure from the norm of stellar reporting that agr is known for, but seriously, there was a lot going on.

Namely:

1. celebrities;
2. fashion show;
3. bro-down session;
4. free stuff;

agr’s good friend Steph can be blamed for much of our ball dropping. She managed to secure us VIP, red-carpet, high-profile, first-class, baller-status access passes. Hell yea. This gave us access to the rider/industry big-whig lair, and lots of beer, snacks, and a roast beast catered lunch. Por gratis! We also got to ride a resort that charges $79 for a ticket. Good news for us, bad news for agr…God bless ya Steph, but are you trying to sabotage us?

Anyways, we heard that some goofball won. Steph then proceeded to touch said goofball, and is now ebaying her hand, we hear that this kind of stuff sells.

But the day was not a complete loss. We got to partake in one of our favorite activities: finding new goofy sponsors.

-3rd place finisher Janne Korpi of Finland is sponsored by trendy Japanese snowboard/golf/streetwear company Kissmark. Niceeeeee. Kissmark also sponsors Toni-Markus Turunen who got 14th.

-Gary Zebrowski got 12th, but is way stoked because he is sponsored by Waxx Underwear! (WARNING: Do not view Waxx men’s underwear line in public coffee houses that are frequented by Mormon mom’s with their armies of wholesome children.)

-J.J. Thomas is now sponsored by Ecko Street Wear, and has us scratching our heads.

We know that you love worthless snowboard corporate information, but that is about all that we can stomach. So here is some radness.