agr once went to a “sock hop” in primary school. We slicked our hair back, rolled up our pant legs, shined our penny loafers and rolled a pack of cigs in the sleeve of our white shirt. Ready to do some damage. Then the cake walk started, and we got nervous and hid in the bathroom for seven hours. Thanks to Soulja Boy (Tell ‘em), we grew some cojones and are ready to “go to the hop.”

In other Soulja boy news, the most ridiculous rapper has decided to clean up his act. Thank Soulja Boy, the kids appreciate it.