agr loves Thanksgiving, but we love the days after Thanksgiving even more. That is because it means turkey sandwiches for days and shopping mayhem.

This site serves a multitude of purpose, but paramount among them is to bolster our egos and let all our friends and family know what we want for Christmas.

We have a theory that anything and everything can be improved by putting it in the microwave. Por ejemplo…

CozyFeet microwaveable booties.

(image via Gizmodo)

CozyFeet contain blend of natural wheat grain and dried French lavender that, once heated, stay warm for up to two hours after just two minutes of microwaving.

If that doesn’t butter your biscuit, try throwing some Hot Pockets in with ‘em…comfort food that could kill.