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VOTE for McCAIN and PALIN in 2008. We were all aboard the Obama boat until McCain announced his selection for vice president, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Now we are red, through and through. Never mind Palin’s lack of experience, involvement with a group pushing for Alaska to secede from the US, and questionable platform (including her support of shooting wolves from helicopters). We are interested in more important things:her future son-in-law is a snowboarder. (via Globe and Mail) Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old daughter of Governor Palin, is five-months pregnant with the child of Levi Johnston. On his Myspace page, the 18-year-old Johnston states “I’m a f—kin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s—t and just f—kin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya f—k with me I’ll kick ass.” (via Globe and Mail)

Hell yea. In fact, let’s lose that McCain goon and get Levi in the oval office and kick some serious ass. Enough of these liberal sissies — Awesome America in 2008.