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AGoodReed Symposium on Stuff: The Future of Snowboard Companies

14 May 2009 8 Comments

Seeing as how snowboarding is on the endangered species list, we have decided to host a forum discussing the future of this lifestyle/activity/sport/distraction/waste of time/excuse for sucking at skateboarding.

AGoodReed Symposium on Stuff: The Future of Snowboard Companies

It is clear that all snowboard-specific companies are doomed to fail. Therefore, we have concluded that the snowboard industry will evolve to be composed entirely of non-snowboard companies. Here are some likely candidates.

1. Cereal companies. Cereal is maybe even better than snowboarding. People will always eat cereal. You know what all the Knights of the Round Table ate? Cereal. Jesus did too.

Check out this cereal snowboard game, Reese’s Puffs Kelly Kimbell’s Snowboard Slalom. This game is the truth. And just think, you can play this game WHILE EATING CEREAL! That is definitely better than snowboarding on a mountain.

Stay tuned for more from AGoodReed Symposium on Stuff: The Future of Snowboard Companies.

While we are at it, here’s one more. Y’know who should support snowboarding?

GATORADE. Gatorade should support snowboarders. Almost makes sense doesn’t it. Hey, y’know where a good place to start would be? Start with the dude that broke his spine on a stupid jump. I mean, you guys were generous to make a lake of your juice.

8 Comments »

  • drexnefex said:

    Fierce Grape Gatorade is my favorite.

    # 14 May 2009 at 11:14 am
  • a. said:

    that shit kills your teef like the worst in the world

    # 14 May 2009 at 11:21 am
  • drexnefex said:

    i kill teeth.

    # 14 May 2009 at 11:30 am
  • a. said:

    U R A cockflosser

    # 14 May 2009 at 12:56 pm
  • Your Mother said:

    When are you guys gonna post a picture of Barry’s butt?

    # 14 May 2009 at 1:06 pm
  • Jeff said:

    You guys should have more sh*t talking on your blog. like on the other ones people post stuff, then everyone fights over who was first, then they all call each other homosexuals.

    but i do agree that Cereal is great. i really think that more snowboard companies should sell cereal.

    # 15 May 2009 at 8:40 am
  • Harry Henderson said:

    Jeff: STFU and GTFO, ass pirate.

    http://i41.tinypic.com/2mw7ct2.jpg

    # 19 May 2009 at 12:28 am
  • PB said:

    Fierce Grape Gatorade is my favorite.

    # 28 May 2009 at 8:27 am

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