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In poo news…

Man accused of climbing into pit toilet…again. (via Portland Press Herald)

The Search for the Poo-Squirter

Sam Miller, the BBC’s former South Asia correspondent, is looking for the person who squirts poo on his and other people’s shoes in New Delhi’s Connaught Place. It’s part of a scam - foreigners get a squirt of poo on their shoo when then aren’t looking and then a shoe shiner down the road points it out and offers to clean off the poo, for a fee.

(via BBC)

Who would have guessed? Beloved celebrity/scientists arrested for methamphetamine.

And on today’s menu we have fried chicken…