I saw this in the Wall Steet Journal a while ago (translation: I am rad), but forgot about it…until the fine lads at Mustachio featured it in their petit journal.

Meet the Hangtimer, the “REVOLUTION IN TRASH TALK”.  The Hangtimer keeps track of your hang time, so you can prove to your bros how gnarly you got.  It’s rocket science and is sure to get you a ton of girlfriends.   And that’s not all!  Hangtimer is based out of North Bend, in the ol’ Evergreen state.

this guy got one…